You used her to finish your book Mustache Cash Stash. Having a girlfriend like Siren makes you way more approachable to the type of girl you like to photograph in the n***. We’ve studied your book. You’re a sick pervert buddy. And I know. It takes one to know one. But at least I’m honest about it! You use the “N***** isnt s*****, it’s art” shtick to cover for how much of a perverted neckbeard you really are. You’ve got a slime/bodypaint/fake blood fetish dontcha?
Ya know Mustache Cash Stash, Siren really does deserves better than you, but I f****** give up. She clearly thinks the sun shines out of your a** for some reason. So I’m gonna let you two be. Heres the thing though: I still don’t f****** trust you, not even a little bit, and if you ever hurt her, they won’t find your body. That’s a f****** promise. Behave fat boy. If you ever cheat on her I’ll cut your f****** balls off. Alright, we’re done here. You win. I won’t ruin your Halloween you f****** nerds. Goodbye forever fuckface.
By the by, just to prove that I’ve got bigger balls than you in front of your girlfriend:
I would destroy you at literally any video game of your choice, even one youve played your whole life, with only 4 weeks of training. I’m so sure, I would put 1 grand on it. Thats ALL my savings, but thats a drop in the bucket for you right fat boy? Show me your nuts you f****** beta loser. You gotta be put in your place by a proper alpha nerd, Your kind bows to me.