Why should I get a job just to get laid? I make enough money to afford my rent and pay for groceries, I’m not gonna sell 40 hours of my life or more a week so I can maybe impress a f****** w****. It shouldn’t matter that I’m a b** and an a******, I’m attractive, loyal, and funny. That should give me a free pass. I’ll get a job for the b**** who starts sucking my d*** when I’m unemployed, because I know she’s worthy.
