You do not need to worry about what they are doing in Afghanistan. You can't even manage your own life. If you were there they would amputate your head

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You do not need to worry about what they are doing in Afghanistan. You can’t even manage your own life. If you were there they would amputate your head and end all your problems.

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Culo Cherry Charlie Adelson was a big Cleo’s guy back in the day. Very prominent backbush and a Jew just like corvallus. Charlie used to hang with Foot Long Ron and AssPussy Alan around Fort Lauderdale if memory serves.

— Prostate Pounder Patrice

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