Hey ladies, if you tell a short male that you don’t want him because of his height, and he comes back with that tired a** “you’re fat and can change it while I can’t change my height,” just tell him that leg lengthening surgery does exist, and that p**** enlargement surgery exist too.

What’s more, if he makes an average or below average amount of money, remind him that he can do something about the amount of money he makes but for whatever reason he’s still a broke b**.