MCS: “Sorry babe, it’s regressive and misogynistic for you to be financially dependent on me, now why dont you go figure out how to pay for your new mobility aids yourself while I buy more funko pops and vinyl records. I know we can’t, but if we got married I would 100% make you sign a prenup, LOVE YOU BABY GIRL! What? No I wont fight that dude for you!!! I’m scared to death of fighting him, even though he’s half my size and I could probably snap his arm like a kit kat. Im too slow and fat and pacifistic to win a fight against a bat-s*** crazy single-minded m*********** like that. He’d do something crazy, I just know it.”
