Mustache Cash Stash: Ooh hey twitter, look how woke and progressive and pro-feminist I am, and while you’re here, why not buy some signed pics of my girlfriend’s t****** in lingerie to help her pay her medical bills, because good lord knows I aint spending MY PILES OF MONEY on her. Ill buy a 40 thousand dollar camera in the middle of a pandemic and then make my girlfriend sell nudes to her stalker and panhandle lingerie photos to pay her medical bills because we keep seperate bank accounts. My best female friend is a racist transphobic p************, but shes attractive and sings so YASSQUEEN, SLAY. IF I VIRTUE SIGNAL HARD ENOUGH WILL YOU ALL TELL ME IM NOT A CREEP?
