I have never had a girlfriend stolen from me.

I HAVE however had girls I have been with in the past who later date insecure guys who are not really that big of a deal, they are basically sewer rats who for some reason find me very interesting.

I always assume they are interested or aggravated because I’m such an outstanding amazing man, really amazing, they can’t get over it which puts a damper on their relationship, which gets a bit irritating. I guess it’s to be expected when you are as all around amazing as I am. I’m really awesome 🙂

Never have I ever had a girlfriend stolen though…