Don’t you be enjoying me uncanny ability to playfully make light of atrocities that I stirred into motion Siren? I’d make a damn fine imperialist or politician if I didn’t hate taking orders. If only I could be staying this jolly every day, ye wouldn’t have to be worrying about me at all now would you? All it would take is for some lass to cure me lovesick scurvy and satiate my starvation for physical human contact and affection, then I’d be righter than rain and jollier than a roger almost all the time. Thats why It’s not on me that im a scoundrel you see. The only reason I’m bitter and out for witch blood is because me tank always be running on empty.

-Pirate Pat, or PP for short.