AVAST ye landlubber! You be pullin me wooden leg. You aren't me treasure chest! Now tie this here rope around yer waist and walk the plank so I can

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AVAST ye landlubber! You be pullin me wooden leg. You aren’t me treasure chest! Now tie this here rope around yer waist and walk the plank so I can Keelhaul ye. I’ll not be following the song to the briny depths of davy jones locker just yet. This pirate’s just waiting for his 14 month long pyschotic episode to end so he can go questing for booty once more.

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Pumpkill King of the pumpkins.
This is not a Halloween Jacko lantern, instead something straight from a nightmare in the deepest pits of hell. It feeds on souls of humans that carve pumpkins, and chews on entire families like candy.
It is said that every time it eats another soul, another pumpkin seed is planted, if Pumpkil is crushed it’s mind is moved over to the next pumpkin making it unkillable.
Pumpkil is powered by dark magic, and a black flame inside of its core burning since the night it was lit in the early 1200s.

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