if you were really vacationing in the FTL why didnt you holla at your boy?? I’m a PANSEXUAL FUCKBEAST and this is my home I can direct you to all the best spots for whatever your pleasures are; not talking about you and me p******, but you and whatever frolicking fuckholes you are into laying that pipe in

keep it in mind for next time jizzlefruit

– CORVALLUS