ACTUAL posts about my most recent Thanksgiving:
“my Thanksgiving meal will be lots of white and dark meat and a whole lotta MAN GRAVY, OH YEAH IM HOSTING A CUMFEAST bless me with JIZZLE JUICE! Behind La Carreta on Calle Ocho look for the sign!

– CORVALLUS”

“GOBBLE GOBBLE on them tasty JIZZLESTICKS! Have a happy Thanksgiving y’all and think about ol CORVALLUS when you are getting wet looking at your cousin!

if you are in Miami, my sign is up behind La Carreta pointing you the way to my jizzleshack where I will s*** you dry and wash your balls clean! FEED ME NOW”

“sorry I miss you too, I’ve been too busy CUMGUZZLING OH YEAH! I had a freaky feast of salty s**** today! over a dozen men and two tgals drenched my face and coated my throat with LUSCIOUS LECHE! HAPPY THANKSGIVING YALL, AND JERVACIOUS JISMS TO ALL!

– CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW”

Clearly, this all went down at the Alligator Fuckhouse near La Carreta on Calle Ocho, not an abandoned Circuit City(the only abandoned one i know is the one across from Florida Mall in Orlando on OBT;lots of stores have opened and closed in the location with the distincting Plug-style front

– CORVALLUS