Convicted murderer and subject of the Serial podcast Adnan Syed murdered his girlfriend with his chocolate face friend for stepping out on him with a well built, more endowed white man.

Peeps I know in the Maryland DOC say that Adnan is practically a woman in there, basically he’s the prison bike and everyone gets a ride. Supposedly it started against his will but now he’s a proud and unabashed “powerbottom” and he talks with a sassy black or street affect and refers to his a*** as his “backpussy” or “backsnatch”. According to my homie 4 Tooth Lou “Adnan has fucked more n***** than EQUIFAX!”

Also there are reports that Adnan suffers from the medical condition micro p**** affliction and hypogonad syndrome giving him what looks like a twig and two grapes on a large fragrant nest of middle eastern pubic hair between his legs.

My other homie who goes by Coke Can C*** Cornelius said Adnan earns money for these s***** favors and has several cartons of cigarettes at all times even though he isn’t a smoker. He also paints t*** on his back and wears a blonde wig and lipstick according to a third source, Donkey D*** Darnell.

These stories lend creedence to the gay rumors that surrounded Adnan and his African American co-conspirator Jay Wilds. Adnan may have been a switch hitter in high school and was afraid that his girlfriend would tell everyone how short hung he was and that he enjoyed taking big thick veiny c**** up his backdoor to prove how macho he is.

Corvallus Winslow, Biographer