I saw this really ugly thing walking down the street, it looked like one of Jabba The Hutt's palace hoard. Quite literally a wart that fell off someone's

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I saw this really ugly thing walking down the street, it looked like one of Jabba The Hutt’s palace hoard. Quite literally a wart that fell off someone’s a** and was scampering down the sidewalk.

SO I did the obvious… I ran up to it, and proposed. It had the nerve to say I was SO ugly.

I give up. Why oh why is life so cruel?

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You wanna fight d¡ckless?
I sure ain’t gonna show ya my d¡ck!

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If you are a woman reading this, please know that I would love to spray my b********** on your t*** and lick it all off. I would be very gentle and if you asked me to lick your b*** until you have an O, I would do that without hesitation too.