Dear Simply Confess,
A longtime rival of mine just snitched on me and got me suspended from school. How do you recommend I get revenge?
Sincerely,
Greg
Dear Simply Confess,
A longtime rival of mine just snitched on me and got me suspended from school. How do you recommend I get revenge?
Sincerely,
Greg
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Kill his family
Or you could just get used to getting in trouble for things you do wrong.
found the teacher’s pet
Be cooler and funnier?
Take up some high risk sport like destruction derby or underwater basketweaving and BE a champion, become a rockstar.
burn your house down… wait
Don’t do things you can be snitch on for.
Fuck that. Snitches get stitches. Pull up to his crib and let him know wtfs up.
and if op isn’t a nigger?
Then pull up in heelys and cargo pants and threaten your lawyer on him.
you should have revenge sex with his mom or sister
-Drug them.
-Kill them with kindness.
-beat him/her up off school grounds cuz like that u cant get suspended but then there might be cops
-if its a man buy them an iced coffee, smoothie or any drink and put estrogen powder/ estrogen in it and their dick should shrink. When you come back from the suspension act like you are so sincerely sorry and if you even want to: do it for the entire week! ⬅️⬅️ If you do that one please write about it on here.
Bro, if you did that last one you’re a LEGEND