Tootus, let me touch your teacog and you can stroke my itchyniggadingus
-teapottus and tootahedron
I need to start checking their driver license’s. He lied to me about his age. His cream pie nozzle was only good for one round. And barely sprayed.
Every time Santa visits your house he takes a teeth out of your children’s mouth, if no teeth can be taken, a spine or a soul will safice.
Satanic Santa Claus
