Clink my beer as your head hits the floor, James has had too many drinks tonight folks!
Irish Alcoholic Assholes
I need to start checking their driver license’s. He lied to me about his age. His cream pie nozzle was only good for one round. And barely sprayed.
Every time Santa visits your house he takes a teeth out of your children’s mouth, if no teeth can be taken, a spine or a soul will safice.
Satanic Santa Claus
