Only one of these statements is a lie.
I’m from Boone County West Virginia.
Momma gave me my first B*******.
My Dad got my youngest sister pregnant twice.
My Momma gave all my brothers a b******* cuz Dad dared her.
Momma and Dad would be first cousins if they weren’t cheater babies.
Gramma was a waitress 18 years, sometimes she whored during the lunch crowd.
Gramma has 9 kids by 7 men.
I fooled around with the ministers wife with a huge a**.
My two oldest and youngest sisters had babies when they were 13, my other sister waited till 15.
Grampa sold moonshine, Dad sold weed and my only living brother sells Meth.
I was in middle school when my brother gave me weed, shots of brandy and watched me do it with his girlfriend, now ex wife.
I have four sisters, tow are half sisters.
I had three brothers, 2 half brother died in a wreck and one full brother got shot stealing dope.
My dads sister Bea flashed her h******* T1tt1es in the picture window last Thanksgiving, everyone saw them cuz she said her n1pples froze to the window.
I stole a car and three pickups so far.
A gallon can of ground rye, three gallon cans of ground malted 6 row barely, 40 pound sack of cracked corn, 25 pounds of sugar in apple juice mash makes the best shine.