I had people over and had liquore my parents came home and found liquore caps i told them I didn’t have a party…lmao like I care
I had people over and had liquore my parents came home and found liquore caps i told them I didn’t have a party…lmao like I care
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The losers from Noteful came to this site.
I live a sad existence.
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.
She folded her handkerchief neatly.
Who’s your favorite Transgal? I can’t get enough of LauraSofia0930 on CB and her thick SHEBEEF that shoots magnificent loads of thick jism! share in the comments!
Greetings from the real universe.
What’s the least offensive way for me to tell my husband he smells like he hasn’t showered in 3 weeks and his breath is rancid?
I am Doctor Remulak
I see death people.
The botter(s)/hacker(s)/whatever(s) clearly have nothing better to do. They’re lifeless idiots.
Even when I’m having a good day/having fun/enjoying myself, I get fleeting thoughts of wanting to harm & kill myself.
please block facebook services
MY SIBLING ACTUALLY THINKS KOROSENSEI IS GOING TO LIVE (BASED OFF A DUMB THING I SAID.) I DON’T HAVE THE HEART TO BREAK THE NEWS TO HER.
I got to tell you I love you in text today. Too bad I can’t tell you just how much i actually mean it
Don’t be scared. The things out there that are unknown aren’t scary in themselves. They are just unknown at the moment. Take the time to know them before you list them as scary. Then the world will be a much less scary place for you.
Masculine form bad and ugly. Feminine form good and sexy. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
im a 27 year old male and out of nowhere i developed a fetish for wearing diapers. i have no idea why but the thought of it turns me on so much. wtf brain
my dream is to be a powerful healer priestess
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms.
just found out my grandmother apparently has a criminal record. she was arrested for animal cruelty back in 89. i dont know if i want her around my children
farewell and be a good person. the planet is dying for love
i started talking to this guy a week ago and i already lost feelings,, idk how to tell him that i dont want a relationship
Peter Han – Training Yourself to Draw From Imagination
There was no time. He ran out of the door without half the stuff he needed for work, but it didn’t matter. He was late and if he didn’t make this meeting on time, someone’s life may be in danger.
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.
Stupid question, so I heard that the average person can live without food for 30 days. How many days would it take for a fat person to die
I fell in love with my best friend. She cared about me in a way no one had in a very long time, and I want it to more but it never will be.
Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say.
The way my wife’s pussy feels after it’s been used by another man is the best feeling in the world.
Death is scary but i know it will release me from this hatred i’ve endured (far too long). My body will cry to live but my soul grins.
Run that blade down my arm without fear. Hopefully rupture a few veins along the way.
I wish I knew if people were single or taken without asking
I touched myself unpurely. Lord forgive me. I need to never do it again.
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.
Girls night out last night . Stayed at home with my Vibrator
my mom is sending my sister to manners camp
Hey, remember when the search worked?
He always wore his sunglasses at night.
Between endless sex and endless imagination I pick imagination
4nderzzon I’m a mean ass to women.
How to make a bot for lots of likes and views?
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico.
The guy just below me who used bots to get above thousand likes or thumbs up, may be held guilty for Hacking. Don’t do that.
Be careful using this website. Full of gang stalkers that use VPNs to hide behind false identities to gaslight such identities
He watched as the young man tried to impress everyone in the room with his intelligence. There was no doubt that he was smart. The fact that he was more intelligent than anyone else in the room could have been easily deduced, but nobody was really paying any attention due to the fact that it was also obvious that the young man only cared about his intelligence.
I have a random feeling that today is going to be a great day.
What have you noticed today? I noticed that if you outline the eyes, nose, and mouth on your face with your finger, you make an “I” which makes perfect sense, but is something I never noticed before. What have you noticed today?
They rushed out the door, grabbing anything and everything they could think of they might need. There was no time to double-check to make sure they weren’t leaving something important behind. Everything was thrown into the car and they sped off. Thirty minutes later they were safe and that was when it dawned on them that they had forgotten the most important thing of all.
Just got done creamin you’re girl bruh tell her to wipe her ass, smelt like booty when I clapped them cheeks from behind.
Grieving two Women named Amy.
He said he was ok with getting married to me after he swore hed never marry again, that means so much
Swallow a bottle of pills (or at least as many as possible). Drown with alcohol. Hope it all dissolves in my stomach. Go to sleep.
I was wondering if anyone here get fainty while having ur mouth check at the dentist or is it just me.
TAXATION IS THEFT
God I wish I was dead. I hate being this way. I wish I could be happy. I wake up every morning disappointed I’m still alive. I’m fucking miserable.
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.
I blame white people.
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
I’m glad you guys on here are following my advice.
Read the Confessions and Posts here and there’s no wonder God is judging the world with COVID-19. God Help us all.
Mxr plays on YouTube is a fucking horrible thing, yeah.
She’s trolling randoms. I have some chores.
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that’s where the people are.
I have a random feeling that today will be a great day. I just know it. I know it alright.
I feel do bad. I wish I can change my mood magically.
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible.
The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public.
I believe I ruined my life beyond repair
Life scares me more than death.
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.
Broccoli & Mac and CHEEEESE : D
I am alone. I want someone to care about me but I don’t even care about myself. -R
“Don’t judge a book by its cover” You have to know the full story. One page can have information that changes everything
Is it bad to chew your multi-vitamin pills? I wonder, because I do.
Remember what I said dont like or dislike or comment this stupid post!
I’ve held my tongue so long.
Easy explanation of God is number 3… it is not one circle, it is two circles that united form the eye. 3= God
They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
I wasn’t your enemy. You treated me like I was.
Every big company e.g. Apple, Sony, Windows should invest at least 10% of their money in charity and environmental causes, like Sky
He couldn’t move. His head throbbed and spun. He couldn’t decide if it was the flu or the drinking last night. It was probably a combination of both.
You double dared me.
if i haven’t met you you’re a fan no matter what you say. to be my enemy i have to actually recognize you as one.
Colors bounced around in her head. They mixed and threaded themselves together. Even colors that had no business being together. They were all one, yet distinctly separate at the same time. How was she going to explain this to the others?
Happy to start again. Restarting (bye depression and low self hope) light shield activation ^-^
spam & rice
Path to sobriety
Lol can see you breaking up with me tonight. It’s okay,im to mentally damaged. No wonder you wont want me.
Being racist, xenophobic, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and ageist gets you nowhere in life.
He doesn’t even care about me, why am I wasting my time with him? What does it matter, it’s not working. Love is the commitment to tolerate another person.
I need you lord Jesus. Please help me.
Procrastinating rn -.- life’s rough.
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.
We need to all lift weights to fight depression and get those nice chest, abs and arms y’all. Let’s do this together.
You need fiber shove some celery up you’re ass bruh
The red glint of paint sparkled under the sun. He had dreamed of owning this car since he was ten, and that dream had become a reality less than a year ago. It was his baby and he spent hours caring for it, pampering it, and fondling over it. She knew this all too well, and that’s exactly why she had taken a sludge hammer to it.
Drunk message, sorry lol. Went out with friends. Overdid it. lol. Hope all is well.
Masturbation feels so good especially when you fap to your favorite videos and pictures that never fail to make you rocking hard and cumming fast.
I fantasize about reeducation camps
I feel bad for not giving a crap about what my husband’s brother is doing in his life. I just don’t care.
JIZZLE Jim Brush, All Natural Pest Control, wants to pay for your Gold Shows cam girls
I don’t like being outside of my bedroom if my stepdad is home. I ask my mom to send him to the store sometimes so I can breathe. He’s always judging.
I think I am dissociating right now. It’s a bit scary.
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit.
Fleeting thoughts of self-harm that I’ll never act on.
She sat in the darkened room waiting. It was now a standoff. He had the power to put her in the room, but not the power to make her repent. It wasn’t fair and no matter how long she had to endure the darkness, she wouldn’t change her attitude. At three years old, Sandy’s stubborn personality had already bloomed into full view.
You see, you wishing death on all the Chinese people. Now look the corona virus is spreading all over America. Be careful what you wish for.
Is everything okay? Was worried, wanted to check on you.
Love you. No matter what. Hope all is well. Be safe.
Iguanas were falling out of the trees.
I think love songs are annoying.
I saw the movie Cast Away again. Tom Hanks is so funny when he screams Willson. Lol
Die
What do you need a neon sign?
I still love you Naqilah. Always have, always will, till the end of time.
Any sex workers out there have you ever fallen in love with one of your clients
“It was so great to hear from you today and it was such weird timing,” he said. “This is going to sound funny and a little strange, but you were in a dream I had just a couple of days ago. I’d love to get together and tell you about it if you’re up for a cup of coffee,” he continued, laying the trapped he’s been planning for years.
It was difficult to explain to them how the diagnosis of certain death had actually given him life. While everyone around him was in tears and upset, he actually felt more at ease. The doctor said it would be less than a year. That gave him a year to live, something he’d failed to do with his daily drudgery of a routine that had passed as life until then.
Hey you, yeah YOU. What does this mean?
I stole something from my coworker.
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup.
gah damn this bot is annoying
I love my mother so much.