Back when I was…hmm, seventeen? I had a girlfriend and we fooled around in public a few times. Once was right up the back of a church yard when (we thought) no one was around. Basically, she gave me a handy. Just after we had finished, I saw a bloke wandering around – pretty sure he didn’t see us.

But now? My mind keeps buzzing, wondering if someone did. I think we were pretty discreet about the whole thing, and I seem to remember walking through the place just a bit earlier and there being literally no one in sight. I can’t help but feel though that I’m some sort of sicko.

I’d never do it in public again, FYI. I’m 21 now, and I like to think a bit more sensible.