My name is Tim Gurnsey and I’d like to apologize for being an egocentric jerk. I know I didn’t earn my title (my previous manager Lynda had to give it to me so that my team could compete with the others), and I feel guilty about this. I need to loosen my mommy-jeans, powder my lil piggy nose and show more respect to my seniors and realize that I am not the only voice in the room.