I put a bunch of fish in a bowl, and put my d*** in with fish food so they’d bite my d***. -Steve from pet smart.
I want everyone to know I’m a little wetter girl and I go peepee in my potty pants. I need someone to change my wet potty pants and wipe my little wet tushie for me. I’m a little puddle pants girl. Love Chloe xx
Desperate times call for Desperate measures, I know you are struggling to provide for your family. Can’t afford to give your kids an Easter egg hunt this year? There is help. Now offering trades. You want 6 eggs, we can trade. I’ll take your wife. You want 12 eggs? The heart of your grandma in a freezer. -Evil Easter Bunny.
