SPREAD THE NEW ABOUT POPE.
They will delete this when they find it, Pope Francis has been successfully cloned. The original passed away on night 3 of hospitalization, Many weeks ago. They are currently working out the kinks and flaws with his replacement clone. The clone had an accelerated lifespan, meaning it will only last circa 5 years until it too has a malfunction. In that case a new conclave can be held.
The Pope Francis 2.0 is a clone!!!
And unfortunately today that clone has passed away earlier than expected. The 5 year lifespan of the clone turned out to be less than 5 weeks since testing was skipped on these new synthetic copies.
-Victor sage aka Mr Conspiracy Manhattan.