I hate that Betty White died only because now no one will shut the fuck up about it. We lost bell hooks and Desmond Tutu, two absolute LEGENDS, and I

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I hate that Betty White died only because now no one will shut the f*** up about it. We lost bell hooks and Desmond Tutu, two absolute LEGENDS, and I hardly heard a peep out of people, but a little old lady actor and last (and least interesting) of the Golden Girls finally gives up the ghost and everyone is grief stricken. Absolute nonsense. This is why we’re doomed.

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I live in a two story house. The house beside is a one story rental. A young couple moved in. She is gorgeous. I see her in tiny nighties and mas turbate.

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Last year I had se.x with my friends girlfriend. They broke up not long ago, but not because of that. He still doesn’t know what we did. I’m not going to lie, the first time we did it I lasted about 30 seconds before I eja.culated inside her. She’s just so fu.c.king beautiful, it was like my di.ck wanted to fill her with sp.erm before she had a chance to change her mind. After the first time I was able to go two more rounds and last much longer. I even made her c.um a couple of times. She spent the night in my bed and we had s.ex again in the morning. Yes, I feel fu.cking guilty about it, but I didn’t think their relationship would last anyway (I was right) and we just have a natural chemistry. I hope she doesn’t tell him out of spite. Believe it or not, I really like my friend and I want to stick with him. Thank you for giving me a chance to get this off my chest.