I’m an over the road trucker who reads these stories on the road and I don’t like the way Corvallis talks about all truckers being s***** deviants and closet homos so I’ll tell you what I’d like to do to him. I’d like to go eat a real big greasy breakfast at Iron Skillet or Waffle House, I’m talking the big country man platter and then when I can’t hold it no longer I sit over his face and like a broken soft serve machine just s*** all over that sonbitches face for downing truckers and people who stop at rest areas for a little shut-eye.
Trucker Tom