Forgive me father for I have sinned. I just found this website and would like to share a deep dark secret I have. I am sorry for those who won’t understand what I’m about to share with you all. It’s not gruesome but quite embarrassing. I wish something would have come of it but I don’t know what to do now. I just don’t know what to do now. Father, oh father. Will you please help me? My pants are brown and soiled with poo. I must not tell mother. Then that would be another sin. I was always taught that to sin meant to go ahead of God’s plan. Then how do I not poo? I ate some Chinese and the virus got me good. No not the coronavirus you racists. The stomach virus.
