I just left a random gas station and the toilet seat was kinda gross, so I squatted above it when I went to take a shit. But apparently I had explosive

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I just left a random gas station and the toilet seat was kinda gross, so I squatted above it when I went to take a s***. But apparently I had explosive diarrhea and it went everywhere, all over the seat and base and everything. I feel terrible, but I just had to leave and hope that the bit I did to clean up was enough.

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remember that god will accept you no matter how far away you are from him, you just have to show some humility and ask him forgiveness. repent before the day of judgement, live righteously, live better not only for yourself but for the people around you. you will NOT be happy living the way you are now, in s***** depravity, in violence, in hate and greed and anger. once Jesus comes back, there is no second chance. the door is closed and you will be outside.

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Hello I am the man who has a compulsion to put objects in my b*** to simulate g******. I have often in the past sworn it off more times than I can count. I’ve confessed it to my priest over and over. The truth is I just like the feeling but the more I accept myself the less of an allure it has. So I slipped and did it again today. I use a smooth painted garden rake handle that I prop up and then back myself into it. I try and resist but I’ve come to accept that only Jesus can save me. It was not very satisfying even though I tried it to be and fucked myself good. I just did it a while and got a little prostate fluid out then I quit. It’s not that great anymore. So that’s my confession. Today is July 1 and it’s the last time. BTW I need to find a better outlet for stress and s***** frustration.