When I was in college, one time, I was at a superbowl party with my buddy at his mom’s house. I knew them all my life and they were the nicest people in

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When I was in college, one time, I was at a superbowl party with my buddy at his mom’s house. I knew them all my life and they were the nicest people in the world to me. Eventually, after eating a lot of hot wings together, I had to go take a poop. I got to the bathroom, and let it all out- it was intense, and burned bad. Then I realized- there was no toilet paper. I had left my phone on the couch, so I couldn’t text my buddy asking for some, and I was really, really self conscious, so I was too scared to call out asking for paper. So I looked around- there were only hand towels, and an old Bible. I took the bible, and started ripping pages out of the middle, and using them to wipe the poo off my a**. Eventually, after about 20 pages, I had gotten clean enough to pull my pants back up. I did so, and tried to flush- but they wouldn’t go down easy, due to the thickness of the pages. I had to start plunging a bit to get it down, and finally, it all got down the damn toilet. I washed up and went back downstairs- hopefully, nobody would notice. Then, his mom went about an hour later- and she found a surprise. One page of the bible had resurfaced that hadn’t fully flushed, and after seeing the s***-smeared page, she checked the bible- about 20 pages missing. She knew it was me, because I’d used it last, and screamed at me to leave her house with tears in her eyes.
The bible had been given to her by her dead mother.

New Confession

remember that god will accept you no matter how far away you are from him, you just have to show some humility and ask him forgiveness. repent before the day of judgement, live righteously, live better not only for yourself but for the people around you. you will NOT be happy living the way you are now, in s***** depravity, in violence, in hate and greed and anger. once Jesus comes back, there is no second chance. the door is closed and you will be outside.

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Hello I am the man who has a compulsion to put objects in my b*** to simulate g******. I have often in the past sworn it off more times than I can count. I’ve confessed it to my priest over and over. The truth is I just like the feeling but the more I accept myself the less of an allure it has. So I slipped and did it again today. I use a smooth painted garden rake handle that I prop up and then back myself into it. I try and resist but I’ve come to accept that only Jesus can save me. It was not very satisfying even though I tried it to be and fucked myself good. I just did it a while and got a little prostate fluid out then I quit. It’s not that great anymore. So that’s my confession. Today is July 1 and it’s the last time. BTW I need to find a better outlet for stress and s***** frustration.