Old Corvallus once licked my a*** for 45 minutes in the parking lot of a Publix at 3AM while we were whiskeydrunk.
Boy has a tongue like an anteater! I was wearing dolphin shorts and tall socks and he had my legs up behind my head. Occasionally he’d get stuck on a d********** and say “oh Cream Gene you’re too generous to me!”
Eventually he hopped on top of gene’s creamy popsicle and I filled his gas tank up like you would to any good buddy. Thanks for the memories Corvy!
