I work in public safety and at our station one time I was getting some gear together and had gone into the supply closet to a few things I was missing when my stomach erupted. It was not one of those where you can take short steps to bathroom, no sir if I had moved I would had s*** my pants. There was an empty box next to me and I sat down on it and proceeded to evacuate my bowels. It was at that moment I got an emergency call and had to haul a** and had no time to deal with the surprise box from hell. When I got back later, the entire station was talking about how bad it stunk in the supply room and by then it was too late to deal with it so I have just stayed quiet all these months. Eventually the janitor found the poop box and disposed of it and I of course go along with everyone else saying things like “oh man how gross” and “who in the hell would s*** in a box”? Knowing all along it was me teehee