I met a girl and we had a date and went to bed. She is ultra-cute but she has zero t*** – I mean NOTHING – and each of the n****** are pierced, which sucked. She also has a v***** with these two bizarre bits of skin hanging out of it, she also can’t have an o***** except with a v*******, so after we did it she is laying there with her stupid v******* taking 30 minutes to give herself an o***** – what am I supposed to do, s*** her toes? Worst lover ever. I miss L who was luscious and 38DDs and would let me lick her until she screamed in pleasure and orgasmed in my face.