Need a hole in Miami. Where’s that backpussy guy live at? Never done this before but I’m tired of whacking off. Can I close my eyes and pretend it’s a woman? Man I hope his rear isn’t hairy, the cheeks part I mean don’t care if the hole is hairy and if it’s really hairy that’s good since it’ll look like a woman’s frontpussy. Can I just walk in and tell him to bend over? I really don’t want any small talk and definitely no kissing or making out! I just need a hole. A hole is my goal and it’s why I came down here to Miami. I don’t like condoms so I’m ok with raw is law. And I don’t want him to try to hold my hand or leg but it’s ok if he caresses my balls while I’m behind him that feels good and makes me shoot ropes bro. No fruity cocktails or marijuana either! And no hamburgers! No rap or R&B music and nothing romantic! I don’t want this experience messing up future experiences with beautiful hot women.

Thanks for the advice,

Homophobic Guy™