What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I’m dressing.
My kink started back while in college. My boyfriend Jeff talked me into taking his little brother’s v i r g i n i t y and watching. Thirty years later I still like to be watched. After being married, I’ve been watched with other female wives.
Steve’s little brother John stopped in on his way home from college. For the holiday. We went out dinner. Then returned home I remember smoking some W E E D. This morning I woke up N A K E D between them. And my cream pie bowl was overflowing. And my hand w r a p p e d around John’s cream pie nozzle.
