Dude I came thinking about pizza. I was masturbating and just as I was about to orgasm, I suddenly remembered about how awesome the pizza I had for dinner

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Dude I came thinking about pizza. I was m*********** and just as I was about to o*****, I suddenly remembered about how awesome the pizza I had for dinner was. ngl idk if it helped it or ruined it.

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