Don’t forget tonight at KFC on Delaney and Michigan it’s Corvallus Freaky Deaky Chicken Fuckfest! I’ll be in my sling legs up backsnatch WIDE OPEN and the special guest is YOUR D***! I will also be using the mashed potatoes, gravy and coleslaw to eat out fragrant black bootyholes! You pick your side! Unload your heavy black balls in my eager thirsty bootysnatch! Don’t be late 7pm sharp I know how you n****** are always running late! FILL ME UP TONIGHT! My backsnatch will have more black seed than a prison sock! As mentioned one piece chicken and biscuit meal per load!
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I will also be providing TWO community bottles of welch’s grape soda! Yes you will be able to eat and quench your thirst, I’m good to you bad brothers, that’s what I like to call The Corvallus Difference ™
