To prepare for tonight’s 100 black man train my friends Broomstick B**** Byron and Pringles Can Cornelius came over to the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE to give me a preparatory spitroasting. They switched off back and forth using my mouth and backsnatch. They kept arguing about who was going to c** in my a**.

Finally I said “listen you two n****** sound like a couple b****** arguing over my backsnatch..”

“But you got da best backsnatch around bro, everyone be knowing dat s***!” Cornelius exclaimed.

“Yeah that backpussy is the shiznight!” said Byron.

Finally they both came in my backsnatch at the same time.

CORVALLUS