Met Corvallus on Grindr for “game night” with him and some of his buddies. I thought we’d play board games but instead they play Poopchutes N Ladders (where you climb a ladder and try to take a s*** into your buddy’s mouth who’s laying on the ground below) and Splattergories where a player takes a s*** into the game board and everyone has to guess what they ate that day. Also we played Connect 4skins where two uncut players tie their foreskins together and the other two buddies have to separate them with their tongues. Wasn’t the best date.