Hello Shannon: I first met Corvallus in Ybor City, we were doing coke at a guys house who looked like Rocco Siffredi. After all the ladies left we were still honking big nose crammers and I complained there wasn’t any p**** left.

Corvallus said “Have you ever tried a backpussy? My BACKSNATCH is one of the best in all of Florida!”

I thought for awhile then asked “But isn’t that… Gay?”

“If getting p**** is gay who wants to be straight?!” Corvallus bellowed before saying “Here let’s get you ready, think about the hottest most beautiful woman you can” as he pulled my c*** out and started sucking and licking it fiendishly. Every so often he would bury his nose in my bush and move it around and murmur to himself “so fragrant.. are you hispanic?”

I had another cocktail and another fat line before I began a*** coitus with Corvallus, being quite endowed it was surprising after a little initial resistance it slipped right in and did indeed feel pretty good: warm tight and wet (“GREAZED AND SLEAZED” in his words) but also slightly different than a p****.

So that was my first meeting and my first gay encounter, other than the raucous and smelly fart immediately after I pulled out I enjoyed it.

Clark Thomas Hallisey

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