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Happy Sunday from Hot Springs Arkansas! I’m Sucio Sam and I just got off restriction for using this site. My friends Chris Sorenson and RC Collins and I started a club called FGA or the Future Grundlehuffers Of America (the FFA hicks at our school treated us like crap). Our patron saint is Corvallus Winslow and our motto is:

PEACE * LOVE * BACKSNATCH

When we are older we plan to travel to our Mecca (Orlando, Florida) and visit all of the legendary slurp shacks like Hank’s, Clubhouse II and Barcodes. Our new member candidate Barnabus (his goth name) said he will procure the fresh poppers and tina so our backsnatches will be wide open for the party.

Our other brother in backsnatch is African American and he goes by the name The Tyronian and he has pledged a feast of 2 Big Buford Burgers each from Rally’s on the drive to Orlando.

Keep huffing those grundles and spreading those bungholes!

🔥Sucio Sam🔥

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