Last night in Miami our friend Corvallus got spitroasted by hakeem olajuwon and patrick ewing in the garden behind hanks bar. I’m crying while I write this, but Corvallus finally got his backsnatch broken and they say he might not make it. He’s at Orlando Regional and I wish everyone would just say a little something and wish Corvallus the best or that he’ll reach heaven.
Regretfully,
Ken E Rogers-Roaster
