I woke up and heard my wife fart, loudly. I’m getting a divorce ASAP.
When the lasers project in the sky and all falls apart, I’ll be here.. what I mean is, I want a real hug. Hope you like purple. (Probably wondering what I’m talking about) All will be revealed..
Steve’s little brother John stopped in on his way home from college. For the holiday. We went out dinner. Then returned home I remember smoking some W E E D. This morning I woke up N A K E D between them. And my cream pie bowl was overflowing. And my hand w r a p p e d around John’s cream pie nozzle.
