Dedicated to our very own Sweetcheeks ....a Simple Confessor who just cant stop describing their bowel movements Hit it boys 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 *sings* When

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Dedicated to our very own Sweetcheeks ….a Simple Confessor who just cant stop describing their bowel movements

Hit it boys

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
*sings*
When you’re sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
diarrhea, diarrhea

You’re getting in a state
cos’ you’ve left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea

Itcomes out of your b**
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

It’s not very funny
but it’s very hot and runny
diarrhea f*** diarrhea

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I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

……f*** the good ones are always taken

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