I discovered I was by by being caught up in a seriously fucked up love triangle. In college I was damn near obessesed by this girl, who was obessesed with another guy. For some reason he wasn’t giving her the D, even though it was obvious to everyone he wanted him bad. One night we were at a party at her house and she was drunk and told me how bad she wanted him (duh), so being drunk and friend zone level 99, I decided to talk to him.. I asked him why he didn’t ever seem to have a gf. He just kind of shrug it off and said, “why, who’s asking?” I said, “I think you can figure your options out for yourself.” I must have been too could about it, because as I was walking away he whispered to me, “I so want to f*** you right now.” At first I thought I heard him wrong, but he was glued to me the rest of the night. I decided to invite him back to my place. I didn’t, and still don’t know, if I did it because I figure that’s the closest I would get to the girl or because I wanted to show her I was desirable or just to get back at her for friend zoning me. In any event, I enjoyed myself and it did lead to a (predictable) polyamorous relationship between the 3 of us. Each of us taking advantage of the others unrequited love to get our own unrequited love satisfied. Everyone a victim and everyone a douchebag.