I got a pretty bad yeast infection so im gonna use it to make bread
Anyone want some p**** bread?
This 12 year old boy found out I liked being molested in front of young boys so he flat out told me. His dad is gay and likes to s*** other guys and won’t mind molesting me in front of him so he can teach him a lesson by making him see watch a man being degraded in front of a kid. I said wow a freebie, let’s go for it, we both got off. Plus daddy had a hell of a time playing the big man role.
At my bachelor party late in the night, getting a one on one dance from a tall willowy black girl, she stuck her bare rear in my face, looked back with a mischievous smile, and said, “so you’re here to kiss all other as* goodbye?” So I did kiss it- had Ana*ingus with the stripper right then and there, nobody else ever knew
