Had s** with another man last night and it wasn’t for me
Guess I’m not gay then
Neat
Andy, I’m gonna fucken cut you
Woody from toy story
At my bachelor party late in the night, getting a one on one dance from a tall willowy black girl, she stuck her bare rear in my face, looked back with a mischievous smile, and said, “so you’re here to kiss all other as* goodbye?” So I did kiss it- had Ana*ingus with the stripper right then and there, nobody else ever knew
