Today I got a text I have never gotten in my life: “Please do not contact me anymore.”

It’s like she committed suicide. I have to delete and bury any trace that she was ever alive, in my house, in my bed, in my car, in my arms.

She was very pretty, guys. A little thing – 110 pounds. And she is all about DOM/SUB and orgies – not my thing, I tried an o*** once and I actually found it pretty disgusting. Just not my thing.

Anyway, goodbye, E, I will never, ever contact you again, and every time your face and name come into my mind I will politely decline and think of something else.

“Another one bites the dust.” Peace, my brothers and sisters at SimplyConfess.