I got really drunk tonight because I was laid off of work, and then I went online to look for some fun. I ended up on a transsexual ad, and I just

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I got really drunk tonight because I was laid off of work, and then I went online to look for some fun. I ended up on a transsexual ad, and I just decided, “f*** it” and called. She was beautiful. She took me up to her room, we got undressed, and I started sucking her c***. It was long, thick, and delicious. I asked her to f*** me. She started putting on a condom but I told her I wanted to feel her c** in me. So she did. It was f****** amazing. I want c*** all the time now.

New Confession

There’s been some close calls in the past but today it finally happened. My cislady girlfriend walked in while Dookie Dunker Dushawn was ballsdeep in my crack while I was spread-eagle. Before I told her Triple D is my physical therapist from Africa and his methods are unusual for westerners but they work and she believed it and was happy that I was supporting marginalized communities.

But today she startled DDD and he lost his jizzle and his meat flopped out shooting jizzleropes in every direction.

I was about to make some excuse when I farted and shot out the remainder of Dushawns load.

She won’t return any of my calls and called me a few slurs.

CORVALLUS signing off for awhile…

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