I need to just get this off my chest.

It all started on holiday, me and a few friends from cooking club decided to go on a summer vacation to Spain.

On the first night, Randy my sous chef decided he take me on a wild night of drinking and strippers.

That’s when I saw Gaby, a young smoking goddess with a a** that wouldn’t quit.

After a few dances, Gaby asked if I wanted her to come back to my hotel, Damn right I accepted.

Gab rode me from NY to LA in one night.

She put candle wax on my balls and then tried getting her brother involved.

Was one night, I’ll never forget.