I had the opportunity to f*** a 19-year old girl and I have to tell you … that was amazing. S** is mental, really, so it’s probably the idea of the age more than the actual s** itself but whatever the reason, last night will be one of those I’ll m********* to when I’m 80 years old and no longer getting any kind of action. It’s the reason I started going down this path in the first place: When I looked back over my life, I found myself m*********** more to fantasies of women I wish I would have had rather than ones I’d actually been with and it was time to do something about it. A 43-year old woman could find with ease a 19-year old guy to f*** her, but it’s not so easy the other way around. S** is imbalanced like that: it’s easier for women to get than men.

But considering I’ve had s** with a different woman every week for the past two months, I’d say I’m not doing too badly right now. Maybe it’s childish, maybe it’s the shy teenage boy who always wanted to be more of a ladies man than he was, but right now I’m a s*** and I’m having fun with it.

Mmmmm 19-year old p****, I highly recommend it if you have the chance.

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