Forgive me lord for I have sinned in the coolest and best way possible. I met up with my hot M*** step sister for coffee and she said she used to fantasize about having s** with me when we were younger. Then she invited me to hers to help her with some “paperwork.” I get to her house and when I walk through the door she’s wearing nothing but a completely transparent robe. I started taking my jacket off when in the corner of my eye I saw her laptop screen, she had been filing taxes online. In a bout of rage I burst out of my suit, sprouted wings and assumed my final form, screeching “TAXATION IS THEFT.”