My favorite part about the county fair is all the hot teenage girls in a** tight jeans and short shorts. I’d never make a move because I understand it’d be wrong to take advantage of a developing adolescant, but it crushes my soul with that massive amount of tight, tanned, perky eye candy assembled in one place.
I think it’s because I never could get myself a girlfriend or laid in high school, and I’m a 27-year-old virgin without the psychological footing to form a relationship. But I do understand that I need to be a man and find a woman close to my age group who I can respect, be friends with and hopefully sleep with.
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Was backward in school, but not anymore. At 24, have had many successes with women my own age and older. I have learned what buttons to push and what to say at the right time. My latest conquest is a 48 year old woman who lives in my apartment complex. At night she visits me, I fuck her for as long as he she wants and she goes back to her apartment satisfied. I swear she’s hornier than I am. Lot of pussy out there, man. Just have to learn how to talk them out of it.
Commenter #1 Women are more than just playthings to be ogled and screwed, you know. But I guess there will always be asswads like you out there with the IQ and common decency of a dung beetle, and there will always be women who fall for your shit.
For the record, my husband was a virgin when we were married (and so I was). He was 28 then and I was 25. So what? We’re happy together, and we were both happy to share our first time together. I’m sure you have it in you to meet someone who shares your interests and form a real relationship. Just don’t go into it only for sex, because that would be a really jerky thing to do.
Why do you people put such a huge emphasis on getting laid? There’s more to life. Find it. Sheesh.
One word, escorts. There are some pretty hot ones out there for only a few hundred bucks. Just make sure you wear a condom and don’t get robbed or arrested. Only take the amount of money discussed and don’t hand it directly to the hooker. Set it on the dresser and tell her it is a donation to no specific individual and to anyone who feels in need of it. As far as getting robbed, don’t go into a hotel/motel room with multiple rooms or where the bathroom is out of plain sight. You may get lucky and find a young 18 to 19 year old that has no other choice but t hook; and of course she will be pretty because that is what leads her to hook in the first place. If you really wanted to you could murder the hooker afterward and the session will be free; only if you’re into that. Best of luck to you. Happy hunting.
Haha! I’ve been in that situation before number 3. Except you have to get the murder done quick because her pimp or keeper is most likely renting the room next to hers. You have to get it done in less than the hour or however long you pay for and then head out the back way. Some times them suckas is packin’ so you gotta get out quick. Then you have to put it out of your mind because most likely the girl was doing it against her will and it’s probably a relief to her anyway.
I see this has taken a turn for the worse.